Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Reports of Brutality

Liberty City News via The Onion

3 comments:

  1. hilarious

    "We are only equipped to pursue a suspect within a small radius on a very basic half-centimeter radar screen," the officer said. "If we were allowed to seek criminals who escaped this radius for more than 15 seconds, our results would improve dramatically."

    you beat the plot yet?

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  2. I started a new game on the big screen while baby-sitting. I could read my text messages and see the routes so clearly. Headshots were a lot easier too.

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  3. No, cause I cant fly the @$#% helicopter

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